I have built up frustration. Need some help to get a release.
When I found out she was a man it was too late
I hate Colorado so much. No one around here is even worth the time it seems. Wish I had someone who actually wanted me in more then one way…..
I like to show off even tough I'm in a relationship
When I was 8 I stole my sister friends thing outta her duffle when she stayed the night
A Good Man Becomes a Better man when The Right Woman Supports Him.
I respect those who tell me the truth, no matter how hard it is.
I still don’t know what I’m doing with my life
I bought a pool just to make my neighbors jealous.
I can lick my own eyebrows!
I’m scared to have a kid but the breeding kink is killing me everyday I can’t stop thinking about it
I'm Brazilian and I'm tired of Brazilian women...
I am afraid of talking to women
The last time we were out, I tripped and banged my head on a lantern.
I often wonder what life would be if i had never met you
It wouldn’t be a secret if i told you.
My body count is at 32 and I'm ready to get it higher, but my gf doesn't need to know
23M and have still never had my first kiss. Lost and lonely.
I'm 34 years old and I still regularly play the bell man at my neighbors'.
What do you think my neighbor would say if she knew I was watching her through a small hole in the wall?
I secretly smoke joints and drive a car.
I stole my girlfriend's tampon and gave it to the girl i cheat on her with
I once wore my girlfriend's bra and panties, it felt nice and I loved it
Whenever I see a pack of toilet paper, I pierce the foil in the middle of the packaging




