I put chewing gum in my girlfriend's pubic hair so she would have to shave it all.

I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.

I invited my girlfriend to go in a dinghy. Unfortunately there was a hole in the boat and we went under.

Thinking I was alone in the house My parents walked in on me when I was playing with my toys in the bathroom, I should have locked the door.

To any woman who wants to climb to heaven.

I miss my ex. She is the best woman I've met out there. Sometimes I make up excuses just to talk to her.

i confess that i had wonderful feeling in corner seats in theater than any hotel