

If my boyfriend forgets my birthday again, I cook dog food for him - and he doesn't notice

After the swim, I noticed that the OB's ribbon was visible the whole time.



I intentionally touch all the fruit and vegetables in the supermarket



I am 40 years old and have never shaved my private parts. Either my partner accepts it, or he leaves.








I stole a kids jacket back in school it’s haunted me ever since 🥺

In the hardware store I always buy things that you can not only do handicrafts with ;)