I hate it when girls don’t grab my head when I eat it, I’m tryna get strapped in for the long run lol
                                                      
                                                      
                                                      when a man makes Money, he feel like he wants more women but when a woman makes money she feels like she doesn't need a man.
people will notice the chnage in your attitude towards them, but won't notice their behavior that made you change.
                                                      
                                                      I've been so drunk I woke up in a total stranger's apartment once and I can't remember how I got there
                                                      
                                                      
                                                      
                                                      Listening to smut on an aroplane just hits different. Like it’s talking about all the hot shit they are doing and your just trying to keep a straight face
I secretly put a real spider in my first girlfriend's bed to make her go.
                                                      
                                                      
                                                      



