

I invited people to dinner and forgot. Then people stood in front of my door and I had nothing to serve
When I'm with friends, I always bite my fingernails and stick them in their sofa cracks


My best friend told me today that she is pregnant from her professor.


While shopping, arriving at the checkout, I noticed that I didn't have a wallet with me
I'm so stingy, I steal clothes from old clothes containers
Am yemmy If you try too know me I will you everything you wanna know about
I often ring the neighbors' bell early in the morning because I don't like them
People are funny, I don't have a picture and ppl want to call me sexxy lmfao. Wtf... 😭 I'm not even blonde! 😂
i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?





I need to find a man that loves a big girl and not afraid to show it in and out of the bedroom

My friends think my pet is more important than them. And they're damn right
I dyed my hair and went to the disco. The color ran out and all over my face from sweating.