My friends think my pet is more important than them. And they're damn right
I dyed my hair and went to the disco. The color ran out and all over my face from sweating.
Before I go to bed I always check under the bed to see if there aren't any monsters there.. and I'm 18 already
Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.
I once gave my best friend dog biscuits to eat
I always get jealous when I see a gay couple because they always look happier than me
When the people next to me in the pool are in the water, I smell their towels
I only play online as a female character to get gifts from guys. I'm a guy myself
I slipped and fell on the dance floor at the disco
I intentionally don't flush public toilets to leave my mark
I invent illnesses to avoid seeing my boyfriend's parents
I once caught someone stealing in a shop and offered the detective to do everything he would like to avoid calling the police
I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it




