Sometimes I like to go deep into the woods and make all the animal noises to make the forest wanna get into it.
My mother has many shoes. When she's not around, I put them on, especially high heels, and take selfies with them.
While my husband thinks I'm going to the gym, I gorge myself at Burgerking
I always intentionally yawn on the bus and see if others have to yawn with me.
I hate that my boyfriend is gambling, I secretly deleted his account and he thought he was hacked
I breaded the first schnitzel in salt and my boyfriend ate it in silence.
I wanted to coolly get on my motorcycle and fell over on the other side.
I once got a black eye because someone tried to throw me a piece of candy and I couldn't catch it
To annoy my girlfriend, I posted a contact ad with her details and she received many inquiries
I live in a shared flat and regularly poop in my roommate's litter box.
I worked in a brothel for a while because I was just curious what it was like
I always go 2 sizes bigger when I go shopping just so I don't feel so fat for a moment
I mistook 1st gear for reverse when I started and hit a tree
When my mother-in-law comes for coffee, I turn up the heat so that she quickly disappears again




