I really like farting in the bathtub
I often pee in the neighbors' potted plants, in their hallway, I just find them ugly
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I wanna wear my undies five days in a row and see if my friends smell something.
I like to pop my pimples and lick up the pus
When I go to sleep I always have my hair dryer running because otherwise I can't fall asleep
I hate round breadloafs. I only buy toast or square wholemeal bread
I'm superstitious and try to take time off every Friday the 13th to stay at home so that I'm safe
My friend thinks I have naturally red hair (he really likes it) but I really dye it and now I have to keep doing it
We went for a walk in the mountains. There was a lonely cow there, I wanted to feed her, suddenly she started running in our direction, I almost wet my pants.
My friend loves spaghetti with parmesan cheese, I mixed the cheese with my freshly rubbed callus
My heel broke off while dancing and I didn't have any spare shoes with me




