Since my ex-boyfriend is only interested in football, I canceled his Sport-Channel subscription without telling him
In the disco, a hot guy kept smiling at me and I smiled back. He came up to me and went to the girl behind me
I love bananas, but they're not as firm without the peel






My boss is an asshole, when he asks me to get his morning coffee, I pull my pubes and put it in his coffee before i put on the cover.

I'm looking for an honest and committed relationship with someone who is serious and wants to start a family









loving kind and sweet..if you find someone who make you laugh everyday im here always..

