I should buy pads and ob's in a shop for my gf.
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The color red that once belonged to the devil, now the messenger of love around the World.....
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I drove in the wrong way up a one-way street
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I intentionally touch all the fruit and vegetables in the supermarket
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I love screwing up a movie for other people and I tell how the movie ends at the box office when some is behind me
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Whenever I go to someone else's toilet, I taste a bit of the toilet paper.
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I intentionally don't flush public toilets to leave my mark
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I lick the exposed cutlery in restaurants when no one sees it
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While my husband thinks I'm going to the gym, I gorge myself at Burgerking
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I wanted to sit down on a chair, then it collapsed.
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Who goes to work on a Sunday if they don't have to? Me in the heat of the moment and stood in front of the closed door until I realized it was the wrong day
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I told my best buddy that I'm tired and I'm going to sleep so I could play for 3 hours in peace.
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Instead of a photo of my girlfriend, I have a photo of my BMW in my wallet.
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I like sticking chopsticks up my nose and playing walrus.
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I danced in my apartment last night. Hadn't drawn the curtains, the neighbor saw everything
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When my girlfriend cooks, everything tastes like shit, so I almost always feed it to the dog
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People are funny, I don't have a picture and ppl want to call me sexxy lmfao. Wtf... 😭 I'm not even blonde! 😂
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i wish someone would buy me lingerie i dont own any and as a closeted broke trans girl it's pretty difficult to get my hands on any. what colour lingerie is you guys' favourite?
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