My friends think my pet is more important than them. And they're damn right
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I have a crush on my girlfriend's dad and I think he's into me too. When the time comes, I'll tell him and we'll both get the hell out of here
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I've been with my girlfriend for three years and she still doesn't know my real name.
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My secret is that i don’t even know where am i
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I saved my boss's number in my cell phone under asshole.
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When I was with my mother, I filled the hair dryer with powder and watched as she suddenly had a thick cloud around her
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Female in riverside looking for older men
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I overslept, then I rushed to the office and only then realized that it was Sunday
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My mother has many shoes. When she's not around, I put them on, especially high heels, and take selfies with them.
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I lay down on a beach, I thought it was nudist. Got some weird looks, turns out I did not know: The nudist beach was next to this one.
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Yesterday I canceled on my boyfriend because I wanted to paint my fingernails
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I've "borrowed" a neighbor's car before without his knowledge while he was on vacation.
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Guilt is an aphrodisiac
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Because of a long phone call, I forgot my pot of boiled sausages on the stove, all the sausages and the pot were black
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I invent illnesses to avoid seeing my boyfriend's parents
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I always intentionally yawn on the bus and see if others have to yawn with me.
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